Was in the line to drop Tyler & Brian off at school. I use pet names all the time for them, whatever pops in my head at that moment. (And yes. Sometimes it comes out wrong. I won't tell you what I've accidentally called my kids before. ;)) So I said to Tyler, "Brian likes to be called Squirrel. What do you like to be called?"
He said, and I quote, "Can I wait until after school to make that decision?"
Aye, aye, mon capitaine! All important decisions must wait until after school to be made. ;)!